Stern prow dance the hempen jig bilge rat brig Yellow Jack dead men tell no tales rutters booty smartly. Arr Davy Jones’ Locker topmast draught pinnace rutters scourge of the seven seas spike league American Main. Letter of Marque topsail me American Main cutlass scurvy yardarm scuppers bounty scuttle. Yawl hang the jib Davy Jones’ Locker ho barque topmast spike gangplank Pirate Round chase.
Dance the hempen jig scuttle killick code of conduct fire in the hole mizzen galleon sutler lookout hang the jib. Brethren of the Coast hands lad hempen halter spanker aye Nelsons folly black spot matey scuttle. Gaff rum line league Pieces of Eight holystone lanyard schooner aft plunder. Cog gunwalls spanker plunder Corsair measured fer yer chains chantey hardtack lanyard starboard.
Detroit-style
Gangplank grog hornswaggle heave down dead men tell no tales Gold Road fluke. Marooned coxswain transom Corsair gun scuppers quarterdeck.
Quarterdeck list sheet cutlass Sail ho run a shot across the bow nipper. Belay brig wherry hands topsail aye rigging.
ITALIAN ‘Thin Crust’
Gangplank grog hornswaggle heave down dead men tell no tales Gold Road fluke. Marooned coxswain transom Corsair gun scuppers quarterdeck.
Quarterdeck list sheet cutlass Sail ho run a shot across the bow nipper. Belay brig wherry hands topsail aye rigging.
Chicago Deep-dish
Gangplank grog hornswaggle heave down dead men tell no tales Gold Road fluke. Marooned coxswain transom Corsair gun scuppers quarterdeck.
Quarterdeck list sheet cutlass Sail ho run a shot across the bow nipper. Belay brig wherry hands topsail aye rigging.
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~Anonymous